Unicorn and 3eye venture to the deadly Tower of Toronto

It's an epic tale, i hope. Lets see if it unfolds.

actually it's the dark tower of toronto...............

Unicorn and 3eye venture to the DARK and Deadly tower of Toronto to save the cameras and princesses.

Vlaz wrote:

Unicorn and 3eye venture to the DARK and Deadly tower of Toronto to save the cameras and princesses.

Plural?

Unicorn and 3eye scourge the darkness with rainbows and songs of flowers. The prance merrily through the malevolent shadows and still the writhing evil illusions with jokes about christmas trees

At long last, they arrive at the bridge of Aa . Magma and flames erupt on all sides around them but they bravely journey through the heat of evil

Unicorn turns to his squire (3eye) only to utter.. remember, squire, beauty is like the unmovable stone. It can only move you as far as it prevents you from moving it, and so it uttered his fabled words for all of posterity to wonder about. Beauty, 3eye will decay with this dying world, do not belong to this garden of naught, BUT PIERCE IT WITH CHRISTMAS JOY!!

*riveted*

But Unicorn, how can I have Christmas Joy when it is not the Christmas Season... so inquisitively inquired the faithful squire.


With a merry chuckle, Unicorn grinned. LIke this, my son. And from the depths of his soul bellowed the most glorious and passionate rendition of What CHild of this that the world has ever heard. 3eye collapsed to his knees, his legs buckled under the intense pressure of the christmas spirit. "WHat the bloody hell was that??" he muttered from his state of delightful agony.

That was the joy of the world, the christmas spirit cannot be contained by time. It IS BOUNDLESS AND BEAUTIFUL.

3eye's soul was now filled with this ecstasy.

Armed with Christmas Joy, the two courageously summitted the Dark Tower of Toronto. They, the fearless brave, were laughing with the wind.

Onward the mirthful stragglers made their way into the bastion of evil. The Bridge of Aa creaked and swayed as the two companions waltzed across one by one. The hooves of the legendary beast plodded with a PFF and an OMFF on the solid oak bridge way.

Once they arrive at the end of the bridge they met a foul dragon who spoke in hushed tones of a serpents hiss.

"SsssWary... Wary.. sssss "

Merry! Merry! replied the merry fools in a shouting chorus.

"Out of the Way dragon" shouted 3eye, the fool and also the squire. "sssss Not before ssss you anssssssssswer my riddle"

OOOO a riddle! Stars erupted from UNicorn's alicorn in gleeful anticipation. "I Love Riddles, they are sooo lovely"

What's the riddle?! What's the riddle?!

"THIS IS A RIDDLE TO CHILL THE BONE" ssssneeered the dragon!

"so we already k now it takes place in winter" replied the astute squire. The dragon sighed and puffs of smoke whizzed out of his nostrils.

"Damn, you guys are good! In that case, I will make this the most challenging riddle in the world" Snarled the nameless serpent.

Unicorn leapt with joy "Oh goody! A real challenge finally greets me"

"Three tomorrows went for a ride through the past, present, and future. Each tomorrow found yesterday to be the same, but today was always different. The tomorrow that went to the past found himself in what was. THe tomorrow that went to the future found himself in what will be. The tomorrow that went to the present saw what is. At the end of the day the tomorrows came back together. But now there were 3 tomorrows and 3 yesterdays. Where did you come from asked the tomorrows to the yesterdays. What do you mean? Where did you come from asked the yesterdays to the tomorrows? We came from where we have always been, the now, which to you is tomorrow if you are anything but tomorrow; where did you come from? We came from yesterday into the now.

And so, the tomorrows by visiting each of the aspects of time created corresponding yesterdays, but each considers himself to be in the now. Where is the real.....



"Nevermind, nevermind" coughed the dragon. That riddle is faaaar too easy. I'll have to think of anohter.

this is a positively gripping tale.